Taco Grande by Weird Al Yankovic from Off the Deep End

Taco... grande. Taco... grande.

Yo quero chimichangas y chile colorado
Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado
Las flautas y tamales, siempre muy biueno
Y et chile relleno

You see, I just gotta have tostada, carne asada
That's right, I want the while enchilada
My only addiction is to a flour tortilla
I need a quesadilla

I love to stuff my face with tacos al carbon
With my friends, or when I'm all alone
Yo tengo mucho hombre y ahora lo quiero
Un burrito ranchero

So give me something spicy and hot, now
Break out the menu, what you got, now?
Oh, would you tell the waiter I'd like to have sour cream on the side
You better make sure the beans are refried

Taco... grande. Taco... grande.

Well there's not a taco big enough for a man like me
That's why I order two or three
Let me give you a tip, just try a nacho chip
It's really good with bean dip

I eat uno, dos, tres, quatro burritos
Pretty soon I can't fit in my Speedos
Well I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas
And a pitcher of margaritas

Well the combination plates all come with beans and rice
The taquitos are very nice
Now I'm down on my knees, we need some extra tomatoes and cheese
And could you make that separate checks, please?

Taco... grande. Taco... grande.

Well the food is coming, I can hardly wait
Now watch your fingers, careful hot plate!
What you think you're doing with my chili con queso?
Well if you want some, just say so

Oh boy, pico de gallo
They sure don't make it like this in Ohio
No gracias, yo quiero jalapenos, nada mas
You can toss away the hot sauce

?Donde estan los nachos? Holy frijole!
You better get me a bowl of guacamole
Y usted, Eugene? Why's your face turning green?
Don't you like pinto beans?

You want some more cinamon crispas?
If you don't, hasta la vista
Just take the rest home in a doggy bag if you wanna
You can finish it manana

Well, it's been a pleasure, I can eat no more
Senor, la cuenta, por favor
If you ain't ever tried real Mexican cooking, well you aughta
Just don't drink the water

Taco... grande. Taco... grande.
Taco... grande. Taco... grande.




Painstakingly typed with Cthulu's/The Happy Flower Man's nose after that
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